Hydration Has Never Been More Exciting
| Flow Rate | Varies by shard density |
| Water Temperature | Irrelevant |
| Filter Type | None — that's the point |
| Installation | Professional dread |
| Shard Material | Borosilicate (the sharp kind) |
| LED Color | Blood red (non-adjustable) |
| Pressure Settings | 5 (all regrettable) |
| Basin Material | Reinforced porcelain (for now) |
"The sparkle effects are beautiful. Like a deadly snow globe every time I wash dishes."
"My dishwasher repair guy took one look and retired on the spot."
"I've never felt more alive than when doing dishes. The adrenaline is real."
"The blood-red LED lighting makes the glass shards look absolutely gorgeous at night."
"I asked for a glass of water and got a water of glass."