DANGERBAKE

Kitchen Appliances That Hate You

Since 2012. Zero satisfied customers. Infinite insurance claims.

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Our Products

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The EZ-Splode Oven™

"Dinner's Ready... RUN."

★★★★★ 4.8/5 (2,847 reviews)
$89.99 $49.99
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The FlameThrow 3000™

"Preheat to Hell"

★★★★★ 4.9/5 (1,203 reviews)
$1,299.99 $999.99
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The CrushFridge™

"Fresh to Flat in 3 Seconds"

★★★★☆ 4.6/5 (891 reviews)
$2,499.99 $1,799.99
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The GlassFountain Sink™

"Hydration Has Never Been More Exciting"

★★★★☆ 4.3/5 (567 reviews)
$449.99 $299.99
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The Blender of Doom™

"It Blends Everything. Including the Counter."

★★★★★ 4.7/5 (3,412 reviews)
$199.99 $149.99
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What Our Survivors Say

★★★★★

"My kitchen is gone but my cooking has never been more exciting. Would explode again."

— Margaret H., Former Homeowner

★★★★☆

"The fire department has our address saved as a favorite. We feel special."

— Douglas P., Frequent Caller

★★★★★

"I bought every product. My insurance agent won't return my calls. Living my best life."

— Tina S., DangerBake Superfan

★★★☆☆

"Lost two eyebrows but gained a great conversation starter. Nets out positive."

— Ronald K., Optimist