Fresh Cracked. From Across the County.
| Dimensions | 4 ft L × 2 ft H × 1.5 ft W (turret mode) |
| Weight | 185 lbs (without pepper) |
| Muzzle Velocity | Mach 7 (5,400 mph) |
| Effective Range | 3.2 miles (verified) |
| Power Source | 240V industrial outlet (adapter not included) |
| Hopper Capacity | 2kg (approximately 1 shot) |
| Grind Settings | Coarse / Fine / Vaporized |
| Required Permits | 4 (classified as directed-energy weapon) |
"I pointed it at my steak and pulled the trigger. The pepper went through the steak, through the plate, through the table, and into my basement. My steak is now seasoned. So is my foundation."
"The targeting system locked onto my chicken parmesan from 200 yards. Pepper delivery was flawless. The chicken is now embedded in the wall, but it is perfectly seasoned."
"My neighbor called to thank me for seasoning his pot roast. I did not know he was making pot roast. I was aiming at my own kitchen. The swivel base has a mind of its own."
"NORAD called. Apparently a pepper stream at Mach 7 triggers their early warning system. I have been asked to register my grinder as a ballistic asset. I'm flattered."
"Used the 'vaporized' setting once. There is now a perfectly round hole through three walls of my house. The air smells incredible. My contractor does not share my enthusiasm."
"Loaded it with 2kg of Tellicherry peppercorns. One trigger pull later, I own 0kg of peppercorns and a newly ventilated garage. Worth every penny. Both of the pennies I have left."