The Crockpot Shotgun™

Slow Cook. Quick Draw.

DANGERBAKE HOT
$399.99 $249.99
★★★★☆ 4.6/5 (2,103 reviews)

Key Features

  • Dual-action slow cook and 12-gauge barrel
  • Auto-targeting game detection system
  • Integrated seasoning-on-impact shells
  • 8-hour programmable cook timer with safety off
  • Recoil-assisted stir mechanism
  • Serves 6 (after accounting for collateral)
Do not aim at anything you don’t intend to eat. Do not eat anything you didn’t intend to aim at.

Why The Crockpot Shotgun™?

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Hunt & Cook Simultaneously

Why hunt first, then cook? The Crockpot Shotgun eliminates the middleman. Bag your quarry and it lands directly into a simmering stew. Field to table in zero steps.

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Seasoning-On-Impact Shells

Our patented shells burst with a proprietary blend of rosemary, thyme, garlic, and buckshot on contact. Your game is seasoned before it hits the ground — and the pot.

8-Hour Programmable Timer

Set it and forget it — if you can forget you’re carrying a loaded crockpot. The timer runs independently of the trigger, so dinner’s ready whether you fire or not.

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Recoil-Assisted Stirring

Every shot generates enough kickback to thoroughly stir the pot. Continuous firing produces a smooth, evenly-mixed stew. Recommended: fire once every 30 minutes for optimal consistency.

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Auto-Targeting Game Detection

Built-in sensors detect nearby game and cross-reference with the recipe currently cooking. Venison stew mode only targets deer. Chicken soup mode — well, you get it.

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Serves 6 (Approximately)

Generous 6-quart capacity serves a full family — assuming nothing gets lost to collateral damage, ricochet splatter, or the stew exploding on the third shot.

See It In Action

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Technical Specifications

Caliber 12-gauge
Cooking Capacity 6 quarts
Barrel Length 28 inches
Max Range 150 yards (stew stays warm to 50)
Cook Time 4–8 hours (depending on quarry)
Noise Level Shotgun Blast (165 dB)
Ammo Type Seasoning Slugs (included)
Safety Lock Decorative

Destruction Testimonials

★★★★★

"Went duck hunting and came home with a fully cooked duck stew. My wife didn't believe me until she saw the crockpot barrel smoking."

— Earl B.
★★★★★

"The recoil-stir feature is genius. Three shots and my chili was perfectly mixed. The kitchen ceiling needs replastering, but the chili was flawless."

— Donna K.
★★★★☆

"Took it to a potluck. Everyone loved the stew. Everyone was also terrified. Best potluck I've ever attended."

— Jim F.
★★★★★

"The seasoning slugs are a game-changer. Literally. The game is changed — from alive to seasoned and slow-cooked."

— Patricia G.
★★★☆☆

"Lost one star because the safety lock is purely decorative. Gained it back because the venison stew was incredible. Net: 3 stars."

— Ron H.
★★★★★

"Set the timer for 8 hours, went to sleep, woke up to a perfect roast and three holes in the garage door. 10/10 would cook again."

— Cheryl N.

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