DANGERBAKE

Kitchen Appliances That Hate You

Since 2012. Zero satisfied customers. Infinite insurance claims.

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Our Products

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The EZ-Splode Oven™

"Dinner's Ready... RUN."

★★★★★ 4.8/5 (2,847 reviews)
$89.99 $49.99
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The FlameThrow 3000™

"Preheat to Hell"

★★★★★ 4.9/5 (1,203 reviews)
$1,299.99 $999.99
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The CrushFridge™

"Fresh to Flat in 3 Seconds"

★★★★☆ 4.6/5 (891 reviews)
$2,499.99 $1,799.99
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The GlassFountain Sink™

"Hydration Has Never Been More Exciting"

★★★★☆ 4.3/5 (567 reviews)
$449.99 $299.99
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The Blender of Doom™

"It Blends Everything. Including the Counter."

★★★★★ 4.7/5 (3,412 reviews)
$199.99 $149.99
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The Chainsaw Breadcutter™

"Every Slice Could Be Your Last."

★★★★☆ 4.5/5 (1,847 reviews)
$129.99 $79.99
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The Crockpot Shotgun™

"Slow Cook. Quick Draw."

★★★★☆ 4.6/5 (2,103 reviews)
$399.99 $249.99
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The Nuclear Microwave™

"1.21 Gigawatts of Reheating Power."

★★★★☆ 4.4/5 (947 reviews)
$899.99 $599.99
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The Trebuchet Can Opener™

"Open Cans Via Low Earth Orbit."

★★★★★ 4.7/5 (1,066 reviews)
$3,499.99 $2,199.99
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The Railgun Pepper Grinder™

"Fresh Cracked. From Across the County."

★★★★★ 4.8/5 (762 reviews)
$799.99 $499.99
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The Guillotine Bagel Slicer™

"Let Them Eat Bagels."

★★★★★ 4.9/5 (1,793 reviews)
$249.99 $179.99
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The Jet Engine Toaster™

"From Bread to Toast to Plasma."

★★★★☆ 4.5/5 (747 reviews)
$1,899.99 $1,299.99
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What Our Survivors Say

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"My kitchen is gone but my cooking has never been more exciting. Would explode again."

— Margaret H., Former Homeowner

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"The fire department has our address saved as a favorite. We feel special."

— Douglas P., Frequent Caller

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"I bought every product. My insurance agent won't return my calls. Living my best life."

— Tina S., DangerBake Superfan

★★★☆☆

"Lost two eyebrows but gained a great conversation starter. Nets out positive."

— Ronald K., Optimist